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Geeks On Bikes

Artista:

Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

fat man slouched over the bench laughs at my transportation
every time i drive by him he fills with jubilation
he’s laughing at my tires he’s laughing at my horn
and the cards in my spokes
if i had time i’d tell him my story so he knows i’m not a hoax
like this:
my car is shot it hasn’t moved an inch since 1995
so my friends and i did not have much you could
call a social life
we got sick of walking, sick of hitching, sick of taking hikes
so we didn’t buy a car or a minivan — we all bought bikes
geeks on bikes, geeks on bikes (ad nauseum)
i’m up at dawn to call my friends to relay the day’s big plans
& before you know it our helmets are on
our gloves are on our hands
we drive down main to the dairy queen — always in single file
and the fun piles up behind us yeah — mile after mile
[chorus]
i always drive my bike safely with mirrors
and when it’s dirty i was it with tears

Girls

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Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

girls at the bus stop
girls in the back seat
girls all around
but none of them
none of them
talk to me
girl in the classroom
girls in the hallway
girls all around me
but none of them
none of them
talk to me
is it because of my ugly suit?
is it because of my smelly car?
is it because of my lame t-bone?
is it because of this lame guitar?
girls in my volkswagen
girls in my charger
girls all around me
but none of them
none of them
talk to me
girls in the quik-e-mart
girls at the 7-11
girls all around me
but none of them
none of them
talk to me
i think it’s because of my drinking gut
is it because of my so-called pecs?
is it because i’m stuck in a rut?
is it because of my buddy holly specs?
[Jay’s anti-skat diatribe]
girls in the kitchen
girls in my pantry
girls all around me
but none of them
none of them
talk to me
girls in my bedroom
girls in my closet
girls in bed with me?
but none of them
none of them
talk to me
i think it’s because of my ugly suit
i think it is my smelly car
i think it’s because of my lame t-bone
i think it is this crappy guitar

Landlord

Artista:

Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

silverfish are swimming in and out of my walls
my heat is out — you don’t return my calls
the snow is drifted up — i can’t get my mail
my faith in mankind is beginning to fail…
..kind of like my washer and my dryer
the latter of which sets my clothes on fire
evil, evil man — i’m under your spell
but everybody knows you’re the landlord from hell
i can’t believe the things that you’re doing to me
i can’t believe the rotten things you’ve done to me
my windows don’t close and my sinks don’t drain
on a sunny day my roof can’t keep out the rain
find a buyer and i’m ready to sell
but i’ll be sure to tell the suckers you’re a landlord from hell
[chorus]
the floor is buckled, the furnace belches smoke
when i turn on the faucet i’m sure to get soaked
the outlets aren’t grounded, i always get a shock
upwards around fourteen hundred kilowatts
i pay my bills and nothing gets done
you’re a sadomasochist who thinks it’s fun
you’re an evil man, you ain’t norman fell
that’s why landlord i’ll see you in hell

Parking Lot

Artista:

Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

invite your friends invite your coworkers
invite vets and coast guard deserters
invite the haves and the have-nots
now’s the time to take stock in what we got
click n click n clack goes the train on the track
we got to get them all here before we hit the sack
everybody’s bothered — everybody’s hot
got a party in the parking lot
we got a soiree
we’ve got a wing ding
we’ve got a party
we’ve got reason to sing
nicholas the second and elvis presley too
have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu
andy rooney’s smokin up in a shack
while sonny and cher are making out in back
mr. furley says «too loud — get them out!»
but this is what a party’s supposed to be about
we’ve got to mosey somewhere before the party’s shot
got a party in the parking lot
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we’ve got 6 pack party favors
cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors
keys in the front yard — dancing in the back
i’ll take a parking lot to any old love shack
now there’s just a few of us — and the garbage
got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge
everybody’s passed out there’s hardly a sound
except the drunken shriner who’s still dancing around
my sister left with the band around three a.m.
i’ve got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem
hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots
gotta party in the parking lot

Rude Girl

Artista:

Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

last saturday night the gang was hangin out
only two dollars to our name
thin black tie and polished shoooes
we were out playin the game
jeff pointed out the lass in the dress
said «she was the one to be had»
all the guys were talkin about her
said, «man she looked bad in plaid»
rude girl, met her at dance hall party
dancing, swinging round everybody
rude girl, watching her steal the show
walked up, said hello, asked her to dance and she said, «let's go»
she hopped it up and she stepped it down
must've been the best rude girl in town

the band was hot but she kept her cool
made the other dancers look like fools
joe and luke were talkin jive in the back
the horns were doing their thing
but jay was doing double takes and watching that rude girl swing
one o'clock came and the dance was done
the band was ready to hit the town
i searched round and round the club
but rude girl was nowhere to be found
rude girl, haven't seen her since the dance last week
i began wondering, what's the future for her and me
rude girls, a pack of them walking by
at a glance, a new one caught my eye
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Sno Cone Of Love

Artista:

Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

just me and my dear old madre
walkin through the state fair on a dusty day
snortin cotton candy and pointin out the freaks
that are strollin up and down the garbage strewn midway
we secretly laughed at the black toothed man
ho works at the boothe where you throw the balls
for the cheap stuffed animals god i felt like i could win them all
(sno cone of love)
(get your ticketes and stand in line for the sno cone of love)
corn dogs mingled with dust and sweat make
a horrid taste but i can’t get enough
the recipe makes me hallucinate my own sno cone of love
you see it for a second then it’s gone (sno cone of love)
your vision quest is mowing the lawn (sno cone of love)
i don;t think that you understand
that when it’s your time, watch carefully (sno cone of love)
the vision came with the force of a thousand horses —
steeds of rage and might
while others watched ponies swirling til they died
in that cloudy moonless night
the churning lights of the ferris wheel will blind the wise
and confound the fools
but i saw the light, i felt the love — their eyes were murky pools
my day at the dusty state fair
left me with some questions and some memories
vague recollections of what i ate
and the endless march of petting zoo ponies
i secretly laugh at the black toothed man
whose eyes were clear and focused above
at the rotating lights above my foggy head
was it his own sno cone of love?
you see it for a second then it’s gone (sno cone of love)
your vision quest is mowing the lawn (sno cone of love)
i don’t think you understand
that when it’s your time, watch carefully
(right this way for the sno cone of love)
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Sno Cone Of Luv

Artista:

Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

just me and my dear old madre
walkin through the state fair on a dusty day
snortin cotton candy and pointin out the freaks
that are strollin up and down the garbage strewn midway
we secretly laughed at the black toothed man
ho works at the boothe where you throw the balls
for the cheap stuffed animals god i felt like i could win them all
(sno cone of love)
(get your ticketes and stand in line for the sno cone of love)
corn dogs mingled with dust and sweat make
a horrid taste but i can’t get enough
the recipe makes me hallucinate my own sno cone of love
you see it for a second then it’s gone (sno cone of love)
your vision quest is mowing the lawn (sno cone of love)
i don;t think that you understand
that when it’s your time, watch carefully (sno cone of love)
the vision came with the force of a thousand horses —
steeds of rage and might
while others watched ponies swirling til they died
in that cloudy moonless night
the churning lights of the ferris wheel will blind the wise
and confound the fools
but i saw the light, i felt the love — their eyes were murky pools
my day at the dusty state fair
left me with some questions and some memories
vague recollections of what i ate
and the endless march of petting zoo ponies
i secretly laugh at the black toothed man
whose eyes were clear and focused above
at the rotating lights above my foggy head
was it his own sno cone of love?
you see it for a second then it’s gone (sno cone of love)
your vision quest is mowing the lawn (sno cone of love)
i don’t think you understand
that when it’s your time, watch carefully
(right this way for the sno cone of love

Tangerine

Artista:

Mas letras de 3 Minute Hero

eat the tangerine
eat the tangerine
eat the tangerine
..it will treat you well
when i was young i used to read the funny papers and i’d
eat my tangerine and
when i was done i’d be rolling on the floor laughing at the
funny things that i had seen but
there was one strip yeah it filled me full of hatred and i
think you know you know what i mean
it was the circle at the bottom with those circle headed kids by
that yellow bellied mother scratcher — bil keane
that’s why i…..
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used to have a job — nothing special it paid five twenty-five
every so often a customer’d walk in
just to remind me that i was alive
but then one day my boss said, «jeff, grab a chair» —
he said «i’m gonna have to take you take you aside»
well the dirty bastard fired me but lucky for him
i had my tangerine to keep me from homicide
that’s why i….
[chorus